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Uhlangane nomuntu omnyama ubuze ama direction athinaye akazi uzifanela nawe ufana nobani love!!



Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell๐Ÿ˜‘

Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop


Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem๐Ÿ˜:
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Palesa : Hi baby๐Ÿ˜Š
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?๐Ÿ˜’
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.๐Ÿ˜Š
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke ๐Ÿ˜’”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”๐Ÿ˜Š
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Sol : “Viva comrade


Uzothi “Private relationship is a happy relationship”๐Ÿ˜
Kanti bakufihle njenge advert ye steel wool


Uzw umunt emudal eth hayibo Mtanami
Ongithathel ilokuzan phez kwenansikan uyileth laaaa!

Webazali aniyeke UKUBA namagqubu niqambe ingane amagama akudala kade ngise clinic ngyobingelela imantshi
Ucc ubiza ingane yakhe ena 3 years years
Her: yewena BHEKIZIZWE AWUBUYE LAPHO BANGAZE BAKUNTSHONTSHE

Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madam๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Uthi unguthisha ubone umfundi gulukudu ngewindi mawumbuza ukth wenzani uzwe esethi bengphuthuma iskhathi


Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Ukukhula Komuntu Ave Kuwubala Yaz Usungaphika Ukth Yim Lokwi Sta-soft


Nificane nomuntu wakho ebusuku nihambisane nixoxe umuzw esethi
“konje wawungekho emncwabeni wami”

Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi

Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait