Dear my crush
Ave ngikinyana uma sengichama🍑🍆💦
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Thisha: ubani okhuluma mode nibhoreke
Abafundi:Uthisha
Uma ebulala ICockroach ngesi chathulo 👞 , uyi gay lowo
Indoda yangempela ifaka emlomeni idle😂
Weqile espan eish vele hlangane ne boss yakho what can u do?
Me: eish sorry Bhuti yimin kombe losebenza laphaya
I need 100 Rappers Khona Ingoma engfuna siyshaye ezodlala 2wks 10hrs and 11 Seconds
Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!
Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.
They Tell You That A Private Relationship Is A Happy Relationship,
Kante Bao Fihla Nkare Advert Ya Steel wool
Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”
Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*
Fake gold tooth kant
vele unembebevu😂
sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath🐊
ingweny
Nizitshele ukuthi ninoNdunankulu lento ekhuluma ngevoice engathi omama bomanyano.
Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?
Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..
UTHI UYAMSHELA AVELE ATHI UZOKCEBA KUMAWAKHE
Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
White :I’m Electrician
BLACK:Mabakhulum nga gez basho mine