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siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy
Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻
Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏
What if kzn umele u KwaZulu natal or SA umele usouth Africa vele guyz
U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee
Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?
Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi
Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?
Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo
Uma unendoda emtuba sesiyazi usbari udayisa izinyosi ku N2
The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.
IZOLO NGICISHE NGAZIBHOSHELA ngiphupha iX yam ithi asibuyelane
If awukaze uzwe unginithanda noyi 2 awuwazi mjolo sayingane.
Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣
Nawu umyalezo engiwbhekisa kulamajita eshleli nawo emakhaya esingasebenzi, ngzocela siphume sphathe zonke iykhali esnazo sbhekise amabombo ethu eNtuzuma kulomfa ekthiwa u LUH. Uyajwayela llomshana akayazi induku akahloniphi kfanele simshiye enabile khona ezohlonipha oMalume.
Ayhlome ihlasele
Sthandwa sami kule weekend ekhaya kunomsebenzi
OK sthandwa since nginga sebenzi usho kuthi ngifake I CV ?
Difference between Majita 👦👨👨 AND Ladies 👧👩👱♀
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Ladies They always lie to each other..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
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Majita We never lie to one another..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲
Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?
Nawe bayakusho abakwaziyo ulibele ukubheka mina