Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona

I will name my child “Oteng”❤
Oteng’s friends : Papa Oteng, Oteng Oteng?
Me : Oteng Hateng!!

wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.

Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha

Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’

Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you

Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.

Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.

Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???

Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.

Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dont be fooled with facebook…..

Blessed monday and week ahead!!

Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.

step Father :Wahamba uGesi
Kids:kwasala wena

NGEKE ISABHALWA KWANONGOMA EXAM😞😞😞
AMA QUESTION PAPER ASIDLIWE UMUHLWA

STEPFATHER: WAHAMBA UGESI😥😞😥
KIDS :KUSELE WENA

Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”

Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!

Inhliziyo Yami Ibuhlungu 💔 Sengathi Ingquza Yengane YaseMlazi

iPerfume yePLAYBOY
KwaNongoma ibhalwe,
‘DLALA MFANA’

Ukjola Nomuntu Wakwa Zungu Ezinye Zezinto Ezidala IsiZungu Kwi Relationship

Isikhathi esiningi leGeñge edlala uMasķandi eskoleni iyona lephinda ama class.

Dear Nguni people when you say ”izolo”
do you mean yesterday or insangu???
Yours MoNgwato
PHUTHI