WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULU😒☝IBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI😲✋✋

MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOU…GAME IS OVER

Akshiye Umfana Usukwaz Uk’pheka Ngo2plate Wakubo Oshokhayo

Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕

mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻‍♂

Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon

ubani ohlala la Mlazi ka-A ngase Station? 😥
bafethu ngizozibhoshela lestimela asifiki💔 aningibhoshisa emakini

These days relationships are about sex meke nje yakvakashela intombazane wayibukisa ama movie nashaya ilunch emnandi then kiss kancane bese uyomgibelisa zobona ngaye esegijima kubangani bakhe
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” Waze wathithiza umfana nywee nyweeee istabane”
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You cant even have 1round bese uyalala noma ukhathele kmele uphaphame ubsuku bonke ulibele ufenda ngoba if you dont she’ll jump to other guys athi uyabheda
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Girls are Dogs,what happend to love? They think every thing is about sex,lets cuddle,watch movies,have pillow fights,take walks eBeach…..love us girls please dont see us as sex toys

I really can’t waste my money ngiyise uQueen eCinema kusakhona TV ne DVD la 🤔😗
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sihlulwa yn ukuyothenga CD ya R10 eyi 11 in 1 sibuke ama movie weekend yonke??

Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine

Ma kwenziwa i baby shower kudingeka amanzi angakanani?

ikufebele i2000 uth bulibuza livele lith asbukane emehlwen sbone ozohleka …

nguyeke ofebayo unyee puh

Nxii kanti amapopcorn aqhuma masekwenzenjani phela yinkomitsho yesithathu yamanzi lengiyithelayo..
nxii…

Men are respecting people you know.
The main reason why your boyfriend will breakup with you after having a baby is because he cant continue ukujola phambi kwengane.

ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t
wait ukuba idlozi
Kusazonyiwa

Mma Wena Ape Matswele a Wele, Kgan’ Bra ekae

After world cup….

Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba

Her: babe useThswaleni🍺?
Me: No✋ ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini

Mulele Nesdudla Sikflathele Ngathi Ulele Emvakwendlu