I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Lento yenu yokushintsha uPende ngoDecember siyadideka mese sibuya sidakiwe

I use to bath twice or more during summer, ngangaz kuth lemin iyeza!!

Umuntu umtshele kahle ukuthi akacuphe alarm la 5 yena acuphe u4 aqale Akubhebhe 😫

Umuntu akucele uR2 kodwa iStove sakubo sihlangene nekhabethe futhi sinane Sun-Roof😑💔

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

Ngthenge i Aunt Caroline(Rice) estolo sama China, only to found out that u Aunt oseplastikini akazifakile izibuko futh udiniwe akahleki.

Sifile u- Nozibusiso Bubuh Ndwandwe ne make up engathi Ishlama se peanut butter🙍‍♂️ namhlanje.