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ikufebele i2000 uth bulibuza livele lith asbukane emehlwen sbone ozohleka …

nguyeke ofebayo unyee puh

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Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala

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Umuntu omfishane akumufaneli nj ukuba yiRasta.kuvele kubengathi isihlahla sensango nj

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U ve u girl 👧 I don’t date a broke guy’s,,
usho une phone icima iku 85 % ayivule itsi 6% ayi charge after 3 minutes itsi 100% ayikhiphe itsi 55%

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Ungazitshela ukuthi ucashe uqedile njengoba ufake leyo mask 👺 , kodwa lesosiphongo ngiyasazi.Esakho.

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Utombona ngoku Saba litulu kutsi
Uyakolota may be imali esidliso enyangeni (sangoma)

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Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏

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Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be alone” 😟

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*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*

1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke

*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*

1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo

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On a date:

Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.”

Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”

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Lento yakho yokungalubambi ucingo,
buka manje usushwebe ipunane.

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Guys abukho yini ubungozi uma ingane ehlawuliwe ifunda eclassin elilodwa nezingane zenu ezingahlawuliwe? 😔

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Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday

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