Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi

Girlsstop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.

I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi

Indoda yakho ayna TV if uyivakashele ik’fundela ma posts ami

Welcome to Voicemail
Sengath bengicelile
Kungena khona…

LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGAKANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile

Vodacom >>>>MTN ..!!

Angna Langa Lonke..!! At least Ka MTN Ikhona iHappy Saturday

Awukho umbuzo ozondwa ngabafazi njengalothi “uphi ubaba wengane?”

Umuntu olenhliziyo embi umbona ngokuthi angajabuli noma kubuya ugetsi.
NguSatan uqobo ke loyo.

I know I’m not the the only one who says
voetsek silently
when I greet people and they don’t respond