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Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz
Ngibona ebeka amanzi, waphuma akangithumi uyahamba uyuba necoke, wenza ijuice qeda uphuza ubisi sengiyabuya uthi ayi bengithi ngenxa itiye istress siyangibulala
UTHI BEWAZI?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukucela isithandwa sakho sikomisele izinwele ngethawula kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-75%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukukhanyisa amakhandlela uma unesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-80%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukwabelana i-toast nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-85%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukuya ocansini nesithandwa sakho lapho ugesi ucishiwe kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-90%?
– Bewazi ukuthi uku-shower nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-95%?
Uma ukwenza okungenani okukodwa kwalokhu okungenhla…
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U-Eskom uthanda ukukubonga ngokonga ugesi. 🙂 👌🏽
Mbali Maphumulo is The Wife Of The Most Prominent And Richest DJ’s in S.A And She’s Got An Afro 🔥♥ .. But Wena , Your Man Akanamali , Akanamoto Futhi Akanandlu Mara Ufuna i Brazilian And Peruvian Hair 😱😏 , Nikhohlakele Yaz 😥 Anifuni Usibona Siphumelela 😰
Abo Rose no Mbali
Mbalenhle abajole bodwa
OQADOLO one side
Him:Kanti uzongishayisa Nini bea gal?😉🤗
Her: inkinga indoda Yami izosibon..😒
Him: come on!! bea uzobe ebona Ngan..
Her: wafaka camera kwi pussy Yami…..
Him: yazini sobuye sixoxe …🤐
Her : LV u Bea yam.. 😘😘
Him : sharp👍
Next day UCC wabantu uyabhala ..
Her: hey bby💕
Him: unjan?
Her : am doing ohk bby…(with smile phela🙂😀
Him: kwakuhle lokho.😏
Her: Hua… bby uzongibona Nini.
Him:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔sengiryt ngawe Lindiwe..
Bengikuthanda iphela manjr mna bengifuna ukushaya ngizihambela ..inkinga futy ne ndoda yakho izongibona kwi pussy wakh..
Lerato : e tsene ?
me : Yes love!
Lerato : Ok, Aah!, Aaah!, aaah!
Me:I’m kidding I’m still putting a condom
Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz
1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!
That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.
Ngizwe.
Boy – BBY U special
Girl – Kuphi shoprite or boxer ?
Ngelinye ilanga umfana uyokubheka emehlweni athi: “Wesisi wabantu, angikucelanga ukuthi ungibekezelele!”
Utsi ublokhe (block) your girlfriend ye shangaane
Ku WhatsApp – Facebook-we chart- Instagram
Uve nge plc recharge me utanya ngwaku
Ngamane Ngidle iMorvite Egcwele u5L kunokuth Ngphumele Obala noBbe
Ime Kahl ngan yabant inking ifik ibe sebuswena
Dr umfaba wani Lana ugwinye I memory card
Socule tonke tingoma sita Dr sekusele kancane kafike ngake kuma video Dr yooo😃😂😁😀😅