When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
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Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!

Cabanga you’re Pregnant, watching TV with your Parents.. Then Boom !! Advert yama-Condom
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Such Torture

She changed her Profile picture and her
Mom commented

Zimpahla zikabani lezo ?

That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

Ikunyise i-Taxi Maths Ku Front SeatUze Ubuze Ukuthi ”
Abawu 4 Bathe Bangakh’??”

Uzath i taxi ihamba kancani kanti isindwa yilobu febe bakho

USibanda usebenza eMoshi (mortuary) ukugeza izidumbu, one day efika endlini evela emsebenzini: ‘uyazi nkosikazi namuhla emsebenzini kwenzeke isimanga, ngigeze esinye isidumbu esilepipi egobileyo elensumpa ezimbili’. UMaNcube aphathe imikhono ekhanda asiqhinqe: ‘Mayebabo Nkosi yami uGwebu kasekho’

UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?

Ukudide ushintshi etaxin uzizwe usubuza nento engasile usuthi
“konje laba abawu four bathe bangaki?”

Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii

Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela

ufice iCrush yakho estolo uvele uthenge ama Tennis nama Lays nge Mali ye Klabishi

Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile

Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile

Kuwele impukane emanzini okugeza manje ngihle ngawachitha wonke angifuni zinto zobutshapha. Ngizogeza kusasa.