So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why
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People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event
Yaz bonke opresident bakwaz ukufika nesixazululo sesifo esfikayo.uRamaphosa usehlulwa iCorona into ehamba ngomoya ngabe uyihogela👃 yonke leCorona asize izwe lakhe ,vele sfuna omunye uMphathi😷
Waze wangthuka usisi eTaxin ngidlalisa ingane ngithi “uphi ubaba?”😭
NGILELE NO BBE NGIVUKE NGYE TOILET NGYOCHAMA, BHU ! UBBE SACHAMA
HER: BBE CELA UNGICHAMISA
ME: AW BBE OKWESINGAKI UYALUTHANDA UCANSI
HER: HAIBO NGIPISIWE OKOQALA WENA UCHAME U 2
. MINUTES
Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi
When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!
Mbali : Ngcela ungiphathele into edliwayo.
Mlungisi : Ngiyoyifakha kanjani iPirates yonke emotwen mina🤔😂😂
Kodwa abasakugezi ngani?”
Kubuza mina ngihlangana nengane yami estolo ngoDisemba. 😐
Ngithule ngatsi angiboni
But one day uyong bukela etulu
Nje nge TV yase tarven
Ever noticed?
Umuntu wesilisa ma egqoke ama pyjama ungathi luhlanya ulufohle esibhedlela.
Thats why ngingawathengi mina.
umuzwe athi akayidli I kota kanti whe khaya kubo kulalwa ngama zambhane kuvukwa nge khabish
Ngyaqal ukuzizw knjen ngae
(My bad)phel sengish kue mntomuhle
1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa
whos next??
Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo
Manje noMuntu useyoze ahambe emhlabeni engakabhekani neSambane
😀