NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.

UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.

GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽‍🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼‍🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼‍♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾‍🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽‍♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡

Ethi esabhize nedogstyle azofune ukukuqabula 😘nawe usuyotshekisa intamo engathi ushawe i- stroke🤢 azonibulala lama relationship✋

Uswenke kufike abangani bakho bathi: “Weeeh! Awukagqoki? Siyakushiya-ke!”

Awubazi ubunzima☝️ if you’ve never dated a bad kisser🤢
umuntu akhamise ngathi ucula amaculo womzabalazo🗣️✊✊

Utsi Usayikhipha Nje Ivele Itsi “Kudzala Udla Ngami Mfana Wami,
Ake Usidle Ngemlomo Kuphela Namuhla!!!”.
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Mjita, uwuthumela nini u-4ℓ
wamasi engane for this month?

(Phone call)

GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”