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Dear future Bae
When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu
A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!
Aku hurt 💔 BBY daddy
Uqcine so change ligama lemtwana
From thandolwethu to thandolwami
Witchcraft Is When Your Dad Is Unemployed And Your Momm Turns The Volume Up When It Is Uzalo’s Theme Song “Amanye Amadoda Ayaphumelela!!!”.
Pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha😤😐
Who love me if u not u will die
Nawe uhambe uyekulo mfundisi ovusa abantu abafile
Men are respecting people you know.
The main reason why your boyfriend will breakup with you after having a baby is because he cant continue ukujola phambi kwengane.
Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”
Sindi.: kungani ukhiphe inamba yami efonini Yakho
Thami: ingiqedela I – battery
UMANGALE UMUNT NJALO NJE NGAMA WEEKEND UDAKIWE BUT AKASEBENZI KANTI UNKABI UNE LIST YEMIZI ENEZI JOKOJOKO OR IMICIMBI
Ngiyakwazi njalo ukubona u-like ohamba nomona. 😐
Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔
Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲
Ingene I couple 👫 ilwa etaxini
Him:bbe yehlisa I voice abantu basibhekile
Her :uzonya nabo phela
😂😂😂