relationships nowadays

Boy : Baby are you coming at my place tonight or ngifonele uLinhle ?

Girl : call her baby , ngizolala kuSizwe uholile izolo

Ukukhumula isdudla akuhlukile nokutshintsha ibedding ku queen sized bed

Yazi ukuposter ku social media akutsho ukuthi sekumele liphendule ngama comments only.
No.
You can send even impuphu, inyama, iRice, iAirtime, lokunye nje okudingekayo inyanga nxa iphakathi so.
Ohhhh sorry lemali layo ilungile lingayithumela.
Angibonge lapho.

Guys ngicela uncedo I’m lost , Idownloader njani I whatsapp Ku samusang S8 entsha le eye 14,000 ethengwe cash?

That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.

ZCC Girls after 3 rounds
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”

Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. .You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.

BEN’GSE POLICE STATION yakwaMASHU
.
AKEKHO NGEMPELA NJE U MONDLI
.
Ngibone nje uKompela ayovula iqala
What happened to Chiefs i rape’we yin coz ngizwe bakhuluma ngokdliwa ?

LET ME TELL YOU DA TRUTH
INDODA IYAFANA NOJESU
IBATHANDA BONKE ABANTU BAYO

When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..

Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.

Kthiwa Indoda Yamapela Yenza Ama Round Awu 9 Kyaphezulu Makungenjalo Uyistabane.

Yaz umu single ujabuliswa ubala ngokuhlangan
isa nje imali nosisi ongamaz eTaxin athi “sibabili” kuvele kuth cosololo

I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001,
when I heard Noxolo singing
“Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale u7 siyang’chaza”

Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele

Uthi uyadlula nendoda yakho emfishane ngase Creche uzwe ngengane sezimemeza zithi
“weMisi !! Misi!!!! nang omunye sebaleka”