Umama wami uyisangoma esikhuluma isingisi uma ethimula uthi “it’s you”
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Nificane nomuntu wakho ebusuku nihambisane nixoxe umuzw esethi
“konje wawungekho emncwabeni wami”
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Uthi unguthisha ubone umfundi gulukudu ngewindi mawumbuza ukth wenzani uzwe esethi bengphuthuma iskhathi
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Syayibona le khompy yakho yokuthi ubukwi maternity leave ja good.Kuphinde Kube ile yokuthi kade uhlezi endlini ukhothwa omaMlambo great.Yabonake kukhona le.. yabona le khompy engathi inkukhu enokhuphe.Le khompy esolisayo yokuzakhela, awazi noma bekade udlala ngoFlour noma uvuke emakhazeni ,uyathusa.
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– nibanjwe inkunzi uhamba noBae😣 umuzwe esethi ” thathani neWeave imenza isfebe”
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Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.
1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.
2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.
3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.
4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.
5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.
6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.
7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.
8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.
9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?
10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.
11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.
12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.
13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.
14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.
15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.
16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.
17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.
18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.
19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.
20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi
21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele
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Ngihamba nawe uthole ngoR3000, ungawenzani owakho uR1500.
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Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?
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Malume first time chatting on Facebook…
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Malume :Hello nephew
Tebza :Heita Malume
Malume :Hello nephew, can u hear me?
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Ng’yashadelwa njalo ngesont’el’zayo!
Ng’cela ningang’phatheli izipho kepha ning’phathele umuntu eng’zoshada naye. 😂😂
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Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.
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Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.
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Me: Umuhle
Her: Thanks
Me: Ngiyabuza
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
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Uma isaphila🍑 inikwa obhuti abasebenza Kahle nabezimoto Uma isisuza🍑 inikwa thina
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Islender uma kuyubusika sibanda engathi insimbi yetende
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