Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako

The rest kebafana banyaupe

Dear future wife

Don’t worry about children
Ngizoza nabo

The way amaPampers adura ngakhona,
my next kid ngiyamtshova eToilet nge1 month.
Ahh angeke phela.

Kanti uzathola kanjani umtshado wena ungaka devorce lo owawumtshadile ematopeni.
God is not stupid yazi!!

Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .

Uyazi Ngidinga bonke engangidlala labo amatope besithi ngingubaba bona bangomama…..ngfuna ukubuza ukuthi babe serious yini siphinde

I called a taxi driver “Dude” and he responded, “ubiza baa ngoDudu wena mhlathi kanyoko?”.

Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!

ubani owakho?

Izingane zase Creche zithi mubi loZUMA omusha

siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can I sell them for?

UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?

Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.

Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
👇
Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂

Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800

We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?

Masepa Is Everything In South Africa….
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You’re Beautiful – O Etsa Masepa..
You’re Ugly – O Bifile Masepa…
Bad Person – O Masepa A Motho…
You’re Great – O Masepa…
Don’t Want Apologies – Sorry Ya Masepa…
Talk Crap – O Bolela Masepa….
Driving A Nice Machine – Transi Ya Daiman E Masepa…
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Nou ke sure O Tshega Masepa😄
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