Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu
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Please call IT’s OVER!!!
(AD) Ukuze uthole uthando lwangempela olugcwele injabulo zinsuku zonke. Shayela u*120*7001# okubiza 20c/min. kunemigomo nemibandela.
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Ungenza njani?
(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞
👩🦰 : Unjani babakhe🥰?
👨🦰 : Nami ngiyaphila sela lenhliziyo yami 😋.
👩🦰 : Uyitholile message yami manje ekuseni babazzz😍🙈?
👨🦰 : Usho yiphi message manje 😳🤔… Oh ngiyitholile sthandwa lena ekhuluma nge R500.
👩🦰 : Bengisacela ungizama ngalo R500💰 engiwucelile kule message sthandwa sami.
👨🦰 : Hhay angiyitholanga leyo message ekhuluma ngemali.
👩🦰 : Ingani uthe uyitholile (shocked!).
👨🦰 : (Phone call dropped ☎).
Qomani bosisi angina mona 🤣🏃♂🏌♂️🙆♂
“Yisona isikorobho lesi?”
Kubuza iSivakashi siphethe ithawula lam lokugeza ngenduku yomshanelo
Ngithe sibuyelane 💑
Wathi seku Late🙄
Manje ngyovuka ngo5 🕒 ksasa
Ngzame futhi💔😭
Indoda iyifakwa, under pressure
Ifakwa under panty
Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!”
Qomani bodadewethu
Isingisi silula ukunesizulu shame ubhala one word usuqedile umzekelo
English- category
Zulu- obhuti abagunde amakhathi abahlala egoli
Umtana wenyaope zimshayile strong ungena Kubo uthola ityma lakhe lihleli naye wahlala phambi kwalo wabheka phansi uthe Uma evusa ikhanda wambona wathi haw mntomdala konje ngikwazelaphi?
Some people think ukhumbul’ekhaya is a Joke
“I’m Miriam i’m 85years bengicela ukhumbul’ekhaya andkhangelise uMama wan” imagine
Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”
Lento yokudweba ishiya kwabesimame ingathithi inabantu bayo nje..
omunye kuvele kube ngathi kuhlezi umnenke nje😕
Hlafuna kahle phela
Besho kwiChiefs idla
iPirates
Nkulunkulu muhle ephila amen zabezwake besangan
😸😸😸😸😸😹😹
Muntu a hambe aye goli at masebona umthembu umuzwe sethi nali thembeni😂😂😂