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If awukho Bold and Beautiful in these Days of our Lives then awunaso Isidingo sokuba kule Generation because uzoxakeka kule Rythm City ubene Scandal ublame Uzalo lwakho,bheka manje Skeem Saam ufuna ukuzibulala we are not ready for Ashes to Ashes, if uyindoda syokungcwaba ngemva kweSibaya
When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..
I show off kaNyaa ekhuluma labanye otsheri:
Nyaa: liyazi namuhla ngicaphukile so”
Xolie: “Yindaba Nyastoe?”
Selibona Nya: “Liyazi okuligundwane kuphose kwangi stressa so. Khonapha ngihleli ku TV room yam nanku kuseqa phezu kwe Pizza yami kuqonda streit ku 72 inch Plasma Tv ngakusukumela nanko ku PVR decorder kweqa phezu kwe 10 piece SONY sound system, lakho lakho nanko phezu kwe remote ye Aircon, lakho lakho ngahle ngadobha umbhobho kamawobho wangkhaya, yimi lwana ngikuxotsha nginyathela phezu kwe Ipad yomnawami oku Grade 1 nhlanhla nje i Ipad eyami, ekamasalu, ekacc, ekamdala beziku charger. ngadubula kabili ngakhutha ngadubula i remote ka garden boy eye Prado, lakho lakho ekhitshini kukhwela phezu kwe 3 door Samsung fridge akuhlalanga ngathi ngkuthathe kweqela phezu kwe 6-plate stove ngasala ngitshaya ikhekhe letiye ka4. Besengilolaka ngathat ha ingqamu eyathunyezwa ngumamncane efakwa ibattery ngahle ngayilayitha take take lakho nanko ngeniyani ebedroom yami mina valiyani isivalo ngezwa litshukuza ngemva kwe 50 Inch plasma TV yami nganyenya kanti angizwanga kuhle kutshukuza ngemva kwe built-in fridge yami ehlala i Pure Juice nanko kweqa kwadlula kugijima phezu kwe Laptop yami iSumsung ele Windows 8 e releaswe last week. Labaleka laqonda egarage laba lomnyama lathola kupake izimota 8 ngahle ngathatha ama remote azo ngakhalisa lethuka laphuma coz umsindo owenziwa ngeyami imota i Aston Martin awutshiphanga, khona ngabe lithole iJaguar kamasalu nga lihle lafa. Ngize ngayalibulalela ku swimming pool”
USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
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UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ 😭
Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii
Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Bad girls do tourism angith bafuna ukuhamba wonke umhlaba befunana namadoda!!
I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”
Kwathiwa esklleni asikhulume isngisi, uSakhile sukulonke belokhu ethi “wow”
Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho😂😖🙈
Parents should really stop acting like they did us a favour by raising us✋.
😏Mina nje I was really cool emasendeni zange ngicel ukuza la mhlabeni
Angisalwanga kanje ngiphupha amaphara entshontsha uMhlaka 1 June 2020 😢😢
Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄
Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?
Zithi intombi zamaZulu uma wenza ucansi kumele ujuluke ,
uma ngajulukanga ngu(Hide&sick)masicashelane
KEITA THE PRO😂
Him: e poi ojang this day’s ape o Thoma ho Nona ?
Me: ke girlfriend ya hao 😂😂
He fainted
Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”