WHITES: I’m drunk🍻🍺
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Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela😂
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Umubi mft
manje ulibele
u posterna ne cleavage
funa sihhale
Imagine Dating Someone Who Blocks And Unblocks You…
ngathi Uyi Drain Yamasimba
This weekend’s isiZulu word is abanikazi. Abanikazi is owners. The singular is um’nikazi. Here is what is interesting about this word – the root word is nika (give). Give, guys. Not hog. Let that marinate.
Anyway, I was once included in a Whatsapp group of black, small business owners. I suggested we call the movement Abaniggaz. Admin kicked me out. Hater.
Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.
Mngane ngitheni ugibela lihlo mqome mngane mubi tshomi hayi wena umuhle yini mnganwami
Uyayazi IPain ye Woman on top yeNtombi ende ☝️
Ulula izandla🙌 engathi Iphara licela imali🤲
Uzama ukuthinta amabele ✋fakhi🤷♂️
Silima— sphukuphuku
Silima—- ngadi or nsimu
uNyaa wayegula esesibhedlela.
Wacela ukuthi bemphaphathele amaqanda
esibhedlela nxt tym izivakatshi nxa zibuya….
njengoba wayengacacanga ukuthi ufuna lenziweni imuli
yacabanga ukuthi kungcono babhoyile elinye,
elinye balifraye…
bathe bemphathele wabe ewakhangela wakhala
ehlengezela inyembezi esisithi
“Ngabe liifraye leli elibhoyiliweyo labhoyila eli frayiweyo”.
Usathi uzenza into ekhuthele emcimbini uvele uwise itende😂😂
Samukelo khumalo
“Yima Ngiyikhumule Ngokwam Le Jean ngeke ukhone wena”..
nga leso skhathi Ufihle Imali Yokujika usatan
Knock on the door 🚪
Me:ke mang
Ke Johanna
Me:14 or mokolobetsi?
Indlela nje leli qembu elinobuqophololo ngakhona, kwale migodi angeke siyithole, bazonikana bodwa.
Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.
Mhlaka 31 December, 11:59, 5, 4, 3, …….
Uvele uphiswe ukbhosha into eLA ⌚ 🚑🚔🚦
😂😂😂😂
I was watching Friends Like These the other day
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So the guys went to Face 2 Face… They all had white chairs except for one friend…
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Dj SBU: Asim’ shiyeni Bafwethu, uzo understander
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Friends’ Hahaha siyam’ shiya
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Eish😢
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The nigga wasukuma… Went straight to the first guy
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“Ngicela iskipa Sam”
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😂😂😂👏
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Friend: Kabza kau, we on TV come on… Why wenza sow??
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The guy continued “Mfethu ngicela iskipa… Nihambeni kahle”
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😂😂
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Sisabhekile kanjalo, he went to the second guy
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“Manqoba… Ngicela iR300 yam mfethu… Ubungani buphelile”
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😂😂
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Dj SBU was just staring there laughing😂😂👏
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This nigga ubabambe ngama washin😂😂
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“Anihambi ninga ngiphanga izinto zam”
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😂😂😂
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The older one tried to talk to the nigga
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“Ndoda come on, this is childish”
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The nigga turned to him “Wena unga khulumi… Ngi frayza i-iron yasekhaya”
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😂😂👏 Live on television😂😂
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Dj SBU got worried and stopped laughing
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“Hai man boy, you’ll get your things. Why you humiliating your friends on TV??”
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“Wena Dj Sbu unga khulumi please… Uyazi angina bazali??😭”
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Eh I stopped laughing lapho😢
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Their other friend said “Let’s give it a try guys… We can’t leave him”
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The nigga turned to him “Kuzok’ siza loko… Cause nawe ngizofuna wonke ama shirt wam”
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😂😂😂
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Hebanna… Mxm that night… Friends Like These played for 2 hours😂😂
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We saw Andile for the first time that Saturday night😂
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Nigga kept saying “Anihambi ngingaka tholi izinto zam… You guys are fake friends…”
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Andile said “Is an opportunity of a lifetime” 😂😂👏
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They had to phone umama ka ntanga to talk to her son and let the niggas go😂😂
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Kwafika nabo Gadaffi ku Friends Like These… Angithi vele Generations bayenzela next to Friends Like These studios…
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I’ll never forget that night…
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Amajita ended up akhumula iympahla live on television😂😂
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“Vrega ungakhohlwa naleyo jean eyami”
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😂😂👏
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Bekuyi sono shem🤣😂😂😂😂