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Ladies the same “I love you” that makes you blush and feel like you’re owning 85% of this world,
have broken so many heart’s. So take it easy, o tlogele go phapha
Uma nizwa ngamahemuhemu, bathi ngijola nobani? 🤔
Uthume uBf ayekuthenga icold idrink abuye ethi bathi kushoda R1.
Yazi angina mona jolani
iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje
(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
Thina ngabanye mhlazane sazi isilungu siyophumla kwesomphafa, nginamanga yin?
People Who Don’t Shit 🚽🧻 In The Morning Are Angriest😡 During The Day
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Sometimes We Blame Frustrations Kanti Noooh✋Amasimba😏
UMBONA NGOKUDLALA UMASKANDI KUTHI LOH AKANA MATRIC
Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”
Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday
Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?
Your Grandmother ask you about your final report
Granny: uhambe njani eskoleni
Kid: nge-Main Road
Ngikhumbula when I was 6 months old, ngavuka ngo 23:00 ngilambe nginya, and I cried kodwa kwathiwa ngibona imimoya nabathakathi. 😡
Ungene nomuntu wakho kubo kuvele kuhlekwe
naye ahleke athi benginitshelile.
Uyincenge intombi ugcine sowuthi noba ungandenzumakhwaphen ngek’benanking
My doctor advise me today he said
“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You