Her : Babe Nangu lomfana owangishaya 😔
Me : Manje Umemezelani , Ufuna Ashaye nami
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Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?
Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!
And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”
Melo Mthokozisi Shelemba>
Yazi niganga kabi nina
Labey’hlahla zo BANANA
emakibo/emakabo
Nicabanga ukuth asazi yin ethanda ubanana?
Futhi ledla lo Banana?
A ngeke babone abafana base LESUTHU (abesuthu) bedlala I soccer ball a kekho muntu ongavuma kusindwa yingubo(blanket) egroundin
😓umbona ekhala ugugu ku examroom kanti uQuestion4 uthi express your feelings
Yaz ngyaqhaqhazela bafe ngihleli eduze kukaMalume
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Ngisaba ukuthi uyalumana
Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni😂😂
Ngithi Moses khumula izimbadada ngoba lendawo incwele
Ibhayibheli libuye lisiqambele amanga, zazingekho izimoto ngalesa skhathi, bawathathap ama tyre okwa leziya zimbadada
PLEASE WAIT!!!!
Izolo ngidlule kwiATM kunemadlana ebengiyifuna. Uma ngifika kuyo okokuqala uthi, Please insert your card. Nempela ngilifafile. Uphindile wathi please enter your pin code, nalokho, waphinda wathi select the amount, ngakwenza nalokho. Kuthe uma sengikwenzile konke lokhu wase ungivezela amagama amakhulu athi :
THE TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT…
Ngivumele ekuseni ngithi kuwe, ukholo lwakho ulusebenzisile, wazila ukudla, wakhuleka kodwa ubona sengathi akwenzeki lutho empilweni yakho. Ngithi kuwe mana ungasuki, ngoba isicelo sakho sisalungiswa, Linda. Into engenze ngalinda ukuthi ikhadi lami bese liphakathi emshinini, nePin code sengiyifakile. Uma bengingajaha ngihambe ongilandelayo ubezothola izinto zami. Hhayi ngoba umthandazo wakho ungezwakali, hhayi ngoba ukuzila kwakho kungezwakali, hhayi nhoba ukunikela kwakho kungabonakali
But ukuthi nje , YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS wena okwakho ukulinda.
Musa ukusola, musa ukubona sengathi wena wadalelwa ukuhlupheka wait patiently because your prayers are being processed. Ungasuki eNkosini linda kuze kulunge. Ngiyazi sekunzima, akusemnandi kodwa uma sekubuya izinto zakho uzobe usuhleka wedwa. YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT !
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Ma ubala this message ungakaphendukeli eNkosini azi ukuthi iNkosi isikukhethile already, kusele nje ukuthi uvume. Ngokwenkonzo yebo mina ngingumpostoli, lawe ngikubizela ekukhanyeni okunjalo, kodwa wena ma ungayithandi le inkonzo ngikubizela noma yiphi inkonzo oyibona ikulungele, as long kutshunyayelwa ukuthi uJesu uyinkosi. Okubalulekile kimi ukuthi nawe uyithole insindiso.
Ngiyakucela ukuthi SHARE this status in yo wall and sizobonwa ngabanengi engingafinyelelanga kibo mina, izwi lokuphila lizafinyelela emiphefumulweni elidingayo.
Now I’m sure vele Icondom
Yabo jaman angisho abadli inyama 😅
Kazi laba abahlale bethi baze balithwala idombolo isuke ikhona yini inyama yembuzi, ngoba alihambi lodwa lihamba nayo
Nalama Nudes eniwasendela amadodenu siwabuka sonke masiphuza ematshwaleni
Smile keep ngimuhle njalo kodw angiphaphi
NGK vuthi use ungibone ngiphapha
Kahle I boh ma gal Umuntu ozwana nabafana uyamitha ngeke phela hawu😁😁😄😃😄😃😃😄😄😂🤣😅😆😆😁😆