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I just did 5 push upsπ now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani laβ
So girls from Kwamashu and Soweto
Ask Ramaphosa to decrease i-price ye-ntsu ne-taxi
Bashayeleni izandla π
Imagine dating someone osabiza
i sim card nge starter pack
Ukhaphe umngani eya kwintombi yakhe, bavele baxabane, uzwe intonjana yakhona seyithi: “Hamba nalo mngani wakho onekhanda elikhulu!”
Hhayi bo wenja! Ngingenaphi mina manje?
Ngithengisa I Helicopter
π
R12 000
Maar ine problem yokucima emoyeni
Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’
Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you
Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.
Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.
Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???
Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.
Me; ππππππππ
Dont be fooled with facebook…..
Blessed monday and week ahead!!
Eliph levila elaqhamuka nalento yokpheka amazambane engacwecwiwe.
Angeke awthol umendo lowoπ
Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela. π
Nibahle ozo comment u worse.
Or
Nibambi ongeke a comment u worse
Or
Nibahle ozo comment ayhi mubi muhle kakhulu
Plz Comment!,,,,,,
White: I love my boyfriend his name is John Smith he alwys make me happy
Black: Whuuuuuu shame ngaze ngamkhumbula bbe wam kuth anghlanye uyazazi yena igama lakhe
When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsAppπ±Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “LoooolππππPlease SEND”
Him:vuga ngigu khape
Her:ayi unnga worry ngami
Ukube kuya ngami ngabe uyavuma ukuba seduze kavezuthando
Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.
Yaze yasebenza ke lockdown nokumiswa kokudayiswa kotshwala, uyaz umuntu useke ahlale nesamba semali elinganiselwa ku R20 wonke nje kungabi ndaba zalutho