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Usathi uzenza umakoti emngcwaben wakhabo Bae uvele uwise ibhodo le



I just did 5 push ups😊 now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani la✊

So girls from Kwamashu and Soweto
Ask Ramaphosa to decrease i-price ye-ntsu ne-taxi

Bashayeleni izandla πŸ‘

Imagine dating someone osabiza
i sim card nge starter pack


Ukhaphe umngani eya kwintombi yakhe, bavele baxabane, uzwe intonjana yakhona seyithi: “Hamba nalo mngani wakho onekhanda elikhulu!”

Hhayi bo wenja! Ngingenaphi mina manje?

Ngithengisa I Helicopter

🚁
R12 000

Maar ine problem yokucima emoyeni


Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’

Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you

Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.

Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.

Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???

Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.

Me; πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dont be fooled with facebook…..

Blessed monday and week ahead!!


Eliph levila elaqhamuka nalento yokpheka amazambane engacwecwiwe.
Angeke awthol umendo lowoπŸ˜‚

Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela. 😐

Nibahle ozo comment u worse.

Or

Nibambi ongeke a comment u worse

Or

Nibahle ozo comment ayhi mubi muhle kakhulu

Plz Comment!,,,,,,


White: I love my boyfriend his name is John Smith he alwys make me happy

Black: Whuuuuuu shame ngaze ngamkhumbula bbe wam kuth anghlanye uyazazi yena igama lakhe


When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsAppπŸ“±Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “LoooolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Please SEND”

Him:vuga ngigu khape

Her:ayi unnga worry ngami


Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.

Yaze yasebenza ke lockdown nokumiswa kokudayiswa kotshwala, uyaz umuntu useke ahlale nesamba semali elinganiselwa ku R20 wonke nje kungabi ndaba zalutho