Asikho isdingo sokuba single wedwa☝️
Ifak’Ring💍eyi-fake,mawubona💏izithandani ebeach✋Qondakuzo ufike uyilahle phansi🤷♂️uhambele
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Whites: I Didn’t Get My Change
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Blacks: So Borotho Ke R100?😕
White Couple At The Mall:👫
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Black Couple At The Mall: 🚶🚶♀ Uzongifica e Spar Ngoba Usamodela🙁
Ungagena nelibele leli wile etaxin umasifika e garage siyali pompa🤣🤣🤣🖐🏾
Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet
Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah
Kuceleka bonke abangene Ku 2020 ebsuku kebath ukphuma kancane kqalwe phansi namuhla ebsuku again baphindele Ku 2019. Ayihambanga kahle i top 10 yomsakazo
Ama yellow bone asendalini kulensulu adlula ama dark bone
Dear con**m producers, 🥒 sicela iflavor yechilli 🌶️ ngoba abasakhali omandisa nombali
Kumnandi ku-2018, kuyaphiliswana kuma-relationships.
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GIRL 1: “Hey, ngithole inamba yakho efonini kaSiya. UZanele lo okhuluma naye, naye ujola nawe angithi?”
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GIRL 2: “Ja, uSlie lona. Yebo ngijola naye uSiya.”
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ZANELE: “Uyazi ngifica ku-clean endlini, nguwe yini obukhona?”
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SLIE: “Nope, ngigcine ngoKhisimusi mina. Awubuze uNomsa uma’ wengane, mhlawumbe nguye. 071 263…”
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*UZanele afonele uNomsa (baby mama)*
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ZANELE: “Hi, ukhuluma noZanele, lo ojola no-baby daddy wakho.”
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NOMSA: “Oh, ja ngiyakwazi. Ngike ngazibona izithombe zakho efonini yakhe. Ngiyayithanda i-short hair yakho ‘yazi.”
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ZANELE: “Ncooh, ngiyabonga girl. Awusho, uwena yini obusendlini? Ngisho ngoba ngifica ku-clean, ngifuna ivest emhlophe ebikubhaskidi wezimpahla kanye nezicathulo ebeziphansi kombhede.”
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NOMSA: “Ivest isewodrophini kulezi nto ezi-ayiniwe zagoqwa kahle. Izicathulo zibheke ngenhla, khona lapho ngaphansi kombhede ngakwi-side elilala ubabakhe.”
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ZANELE: “Ey, wayidlala girl! Ngiyabonga. Bengikhathele, bengingeke ngilunge yi-washing.”
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NOMSA: OK, love ayikho inkinga. Angiwa-ayinanga amabhulukwe, ubowaqedela doll.”
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ZANELE: “Alright, will do.”
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*UZanele afonele uSlie*
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ZANELE: “Thanks, ngimtholile.”
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SLIE: “OK, sthandwa. You’re welcome.”
STRESS vs PAIN
Sometimes kubukeka ngathi kungcono ukuzwa istress kunokuzwa ipain kanti ingcono ipain kunestress,
Inkinga istress sigijima nenqondo kanti ipain igijima nenyama emzimbeni.
Ungcono umuntu ozwa ipain kunomuntu obhekene nestress. If uya kwadokotela uyawathola amaphilisi epain but awekho okuqeda istress.
Kubuhlungu ukuba nestress kodwa kubuhlungu kakhulu ukupretenda sengathi awnaso istress kanti uhleli nabantu abakhululekile.
Istress sikwenza ungalali kungekhona ukuthi ucefezelwa izinja zakamakhelwane, sikwenze ungadli usuthe i-aphetyt kuphele ispeysi sokudla, sikugqokise izimpahla wawuzigqoka eminyakeni ewu 5 endlule.
Nazi engizithandayo ngalamadoda amabili uStress no Pain, bathi
Asibheki ukuthi uzalwa umabani, asibheki ubulili neminyaka, asibheki ukuthi uphuma ekhaya elinjani.
Ungasibukeli kude isimo somuntu mangabe singakabhekani nawe ngoba kusasa kungawe.
Istress sibambelele kumaproblems, ungagxili enkingeni oyibonayo ukuthi ngeke isalunga but let it go, lungisa okulungisekayo. Ayikho ipain eyophela ungazange wazithunuka, qale uthunukale ukuze uzosinda
As Long As You Don’t Make Peace With Your Man’s Financial Position🍑🍆
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Usazonya Umpipi, You’ll Date The Whole Country For Money😏
The Way Omnandi Ngakhona U Facebook Ngihleka Ngize Ngikhohlwe Nokuthi iNtombi Yami Ingenza iSlima
Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, 🍛 awumkhuze ngizwe.
Umlilo by DJ Zinhle is a house gospel song.
Let me break it down for you:
The lyrics says, “uthando lwako ludala imilingo
Kusukuma izishosha. Ngentando yakho abangaboni sebeyobona. Mina ngeke ngikwazi ukufakazela omunye umuntu, kodwa uthando lwakho Mina ngizotshela abaningi”.
Isaiah 35:5&6
Your Love (God) creates miracles, the lame shall walk , the blind shall see. I cannot speak on behalf of anyone else, but I will tell the world about your Love
Ungcono Wena, Mina Ngayigcina Nini
Ungena kwadoctor
Doctor: how can I help you?
Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa
Doctor: iqale nini?
Mzobi: ini?