Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.
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“Hlala phansi!!! Uzow’thol’ ujeqe”
Kukhuzwa indoda yakho emcimbini
Izolo sdakwe🍺🕺 saze senza ibraai 🥩🥓kodwa masvuka imvu
🐑
isaboshiwe ☝️nkinga uSpoti🐕 asimboni🤷♂️
Homemade yellow bones I’m not happy with your necks 🙄
You can’t be Beyonce and Susan on muvhango at the same time 😂
Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!
Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!
Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengbona I class(klasi) lilwa ngeAnswer yeMaths uzwe kukhon abathi bathole 17 ianswer abanye bathole 18 ianswer mawuthi ubheka eyakho uthole u157 iAnswer😂😂😂😂
Sengamane ngisidzwe tono Tami
Kune kutsi ngisindwe ma timberland e fake 😅😀
Utombona ngoku Saba umbani ( lightning)
Ukuthi uyakolota enyangeni (sangoma)
ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t
wait ukuba idlozi
Kusazonyiwa
Uzwe umjita ethi ufuna umfazi ome kahle, kodwa osisi bakhe bamise okwamafu. 🤨
Usathi udlula ngasemathuneni ebusuku ⚰️ uzwe: “Psst! Iqiniso yini ukuthi next week niza niy’million?”
Batsi awuyi lapho
Bacede baku cheatele
Me muntu oyakhona lapho ungayi khons 😃😂😁😀😆😅
A bemuhle girlfriend wengani wakho
Mawubuka umuntu wakho kube siyeti kuphela
her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
😕
UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi
Ujole notaxi drive athi bbe asambe syenados kanti uyolanda I staff