Long Distance Relationship😒
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Thabo : Wud 😘
Her : Ngiyadla Bbe 🤗
Thabo : Mapha😢
Her : Thatha 🍕🌮🌭🍟
Thabo : Kgam Kgam Kgam Am Done

U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

In English “Ungenaphi” …Means: “Through Which Opening Does Your Audacity Allow You To Make an Unsolicited Opinion About a Matter That Does Not Involve You”
In case You Didn’t Know

wish ipipi 🍆 liyasi reportela
like Bank transaction💳 uzwe
ngeMassage ithi ” 1Round withdrawn from Thabo and 2ml of sperms💦deposited to Mbali’s account😂using dog style

Zihlobo ezinhle linjani ma kulomuntu owadobha I suitcase eyi Navy blue iqinile nje ilithambo ngo Dec yawiswa yimota eyayithwele isidumbu yawela endaweni zase Maphisa kodwa akwazakali kukuphi yayingabhalwanga I Gama ngeyomufi owayethwelwe manje kunzima umufi uyapoka sesizame yonke into ukuthi angapoki ufuna impahla zakhe siyacela owayidobhayo atshaye ucingo kule number 002363777373900 siyacela mpela awutshontshanga wadobha kodwa loba usizigqokile ziqoqe lezo zinto uzifake esuitcasin ziphindele kumnikazi uyasihlupha ubona sesibhala nje kunzima ngoba uzagcina esehlupha wena mazidobha siyacela ma wadobha tshaya ucingo I suitcase ngeyase St Joseph siyabonga yithi abakibo ka Mufi uqoqe konke okwakuphakathi uphindisele into zomufi Siyabonga

As I’m walking home, I notice a lady breaking windows in a certain house here in Klarinet. Out of curiosity I start walking slowly to see what’s happening, the lady is shouting and throwing stones.

A door opens and a guy comes out trying to calm her down, I heard her say “Ya uhlalele loku la nalezfebe” the lady is causing a scene, the guy is trying to calm her down. Lapho mina sengmile ngbukele I wanna see ukuth iyophelelaphi. The guy is trying his level best to calm the situation and avoid more people starring at them.

The lady ran into the house, the guy remained outside holding his head. I tried getting in the yard to see what’s happening the guy shouted “Yeey ungasondeli nxxx izindaba ezingakfuni” lmao I walked back ngiswabile 😂😂

The lady came out with a knife and blood on her hands, the guy screamed “Haii Sbongile wenzeni” as he entered the house. Apparently the guy had a woman inside there, he wasn’t expecting his girlfriend to come vandag. Looking at how serious things could be, I decided to go in, sengamane sbambane mina nalomjita ngoba it’s serious now.

When I got in, Sbongile is fuming, swearing. She’s angry, she’s furious yooo. When I got inside the house, she stabbed the lady who was with her man, but nothing hectic just usikeke esandleni, I think she was trying to take the knife away from Sbongile and got cut.

I decided to go out, Sbongile took her bag and decided to leave, I called her to wait for me. I told her to calm herself down aye endlini and not take any rash decision. She told me she lives at Kriel and right now ama transport awasekho. Makashayisa espanini she wanted to surprise her boyfriend since it’s cold, she thought he’d appreciate that, little did she know that umjita une standby.

I felt sorry for her, decided to go with her edladleni lami uzolala in the spare room since seku late nama transport aphelile aya la abloma khona. On our way to my home we have a conversation, I let her speak her heart yaboo, ukuth abe grand ma@n ehlise istress.

When we got to my home, I told her to relax and not think too much. I ran her a hot bath yabo just to freshen up and calm her nerves. I went to the shop to buy vaslap for her. I came back, told her ukuth angangena daar ageze while I make her a cup of coffee. I gave her my girlfriend’s gown ukuth agcoke yona since she had nothing on her, her clothes are at her boyfriend’s place.

While she’s bathing and I’m making coffee, I heard a knock on the door. Went to open

“SURPRISE!!!!… SAY HI TO DADDY”

It’s my girlfriend nencosi 😭😭😭

Sbongile comes out of the bathroom wearing my girlfriend’s gown