(Phone call) GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.” – MDELWA: “Nikuphi?” – GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.” – MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai Continue Reading..

Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!” Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.” Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋

Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah

PHÖNË RÏNGS. Sindi : hello! Nyaa : phuma! Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle? Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina Continue Reading..

When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah Continue Reading..

Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm. Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake😔😞

Kuyashisa manje.Ntambama kuzobuya lezulu eliduma uze ucabange ukuthi….kambe uxabene nobani osebenzisa amakhambi.