“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

Ngeke ngikhohlwe
Ngigibele itaxi kwaseku ringa iphone yomuntu wathi eyiphendula wathi:
“Sho boss lo muntu ngigibele naye la etaxin ngizokhona ukumdubula uma esehla estobhin kubo”
Kwathi nya etaxin…sonke salala kibo kuka driver.
Wawungehla wena?

Girlfriend : Bbe😍
Boyfriend : Yes hun❤
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo😘😍
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.

Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla.
Angifuni doti phansi kwami*

When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi

Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.