Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa🙏🏼✔️ Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini🚶🙄

If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali

Uthume uBf ayekuthenga icold idrink abuye ethi bathi kushoda R1.
Yazi angina mona jolani

Imagine having sex with Lucy from Generations…..
She will be like…
“Eh wena saan ungazong hlanyisa yezwa,faka daidang daar….
jah show case bafanas ingenile!

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.

Kaizer Chiefs iyafana nemomozi, noma idliwe ayisuki la ikhona. 😏

Buyavulwa utshwala sophumula ukuthenga utshwala nge price yoSofa.

Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?

Vulani uMetro FM, u Michael Jackson uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!

Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!