Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! 😏
Ngithule ngiyabuka. ✋🏼

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I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.

2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …

3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.

4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.

5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.

6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.

7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏

8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.

9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.

10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.

11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.

12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽‍💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽‍💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽

Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho

Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga. 😐

Uphuze Istoney 🍷Ube Uhlafuna I Halls🍬 XXX Black Imini Yonke🌄Unyuke Intaba😜 Uyoboleka i Weave🙈Ka Nonjabulo, Udlule Ka Nosihle Uboleke Ama Heal👠 Azo Matcher Ngayo Ingubo 💃Oyithathe Ku Cousin Wakh, Usale Usuzidela😢 Ungene Kwa Qwabe Umashonisa Ufune U R200 💰, Ugoduke Ugeze🛀, Ucele u Sisi Wakho Akugcobise 😌 Izigcobo Zakhe , Ubese Uzitshotsha 🙃 Uziputshuzela ku Plastic Ungene Ekamereni lika Bhuti Wakh🧒 Uyofutha I Perfume “Faaaah Fuuu Faaah” Unyonyobe Uyophuma Nge Gate🤸 Kini Ushiya Awphekile 🍲 , Uyoma Estation Ulinde Imoto🚐 Linethe 🌧️ Izulu☔ Ume Phansi Kwesihlahla🌳… Ithi Isiqhamuka Imoto 🚐 Kungene I Call 📞 ( 📲 UNGABE USEZA SEKUFIKE UMAKA BOY👶)

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Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽

God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”