White : driver slow down
Blacks: awu nkosi bengithi ngigibela itaxi eya ethekwini, manje ngyabona ukuthi le iya straight ezulwini
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Me: Waze wacula kamnandi
Her: Ngyabonga. Vele u-Music is my song
Kush’ omunye usisi oyibhincakazi
Muntu a hambe aye goli at masebona umthembu umuzwe sethi nali thembeni😂😂😂
“Hlala phansi!!! Uzow’thol’ ujeqe”
Kukhuzwa indoda yakho emcimbini
Asukume umntu omfitshan kung meeting at hi ngeke ngibe muse kakhulu
Yz bocc yekelani indaba yenu yokuthi if siphezulu kwenu livele libe bhizi ngokuhlafuna utshaphisi uyabe ulande ukuzowatsha amazinyo yini
LITHE IPHOYISA MANGINGAMKHIPHI UMBULALI NGIZOWKHOMBA UMUZI ONOTSHWALA ….NGAJABULA KE KAMAKHELWANE KUZOHLATSHWA NGZOLIKHOMBISA KHONA..
Umama wakho uyisidudla uma egibela esikalini sithi “ngisacela kugibele umuntu oyedwa ngiyacela”
Umama wami uyisangoma esikhuluma isingisi uma ethimula uthi “it’s you”
Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali.
Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula.
Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha.
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What if isitho sangasese siyaluma?
No, no, no, no mngani, hamba uyogeza!
Ungazikhohlisi.
To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
Kahleni-ke ma-local artists, ubani manje uSamthing Madadeni? 🤨
Black Coffee unenhlanhla ngokuthola owesifazane oqotho futhi onobuntu, abanye ngabe kade basiphosta lesiya sandla. 🙄
Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”
Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥
Abantu bakuhleba ngisho uzidlela i-Chappies, uzwe bathi: “Awubheke, akalenzi ibhamuza.