NGALENDLELA NGI BROKE NGAKHONA SENGICABANGA KUDAYISA MANTI E RICE NGITSI
SIWASHO SEKUBAMBA MADVODZA
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Umsindo okamakhelwane usisi wakhona uZandile obondlayo ufuna basebenzise isbongo sendoda yakhe.
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Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..
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I know ukuthi it’s Christmas. Why mawubona Mina usineke. UCHRISTMAS imina yini.
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Inkinga yenu nifuna ukuphila i”WOW”life nge “ncooooh” salary.
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Nobody cheats like a guy who
Doesn’t perform in bed.
He goes around broadcasting
His disability.
Aih suka man.
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In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!
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Ubbe wami ngiyasola udayisa ngiyasola udayisa ngezinyoni 
ngoba ku4n omunye umjita wabuza ukuthi isesekhonan leyonyoni
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Thola iZulu/iNja dictionary uyogcina ukundlula kumakhaya anezinja
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Mese uthi unendodake into ebalekela ama Charges niyolihamba lonke iTheku nifuna uCapitec ngoba engafuni ukukhipha kuStandard Bank
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Utitsengele I jean yakho le dzavubukile
Ushiye uyogeza mawubuya uyiftole gogo
Wakho ayiftungile 
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Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
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“Sanibonani evrandi!” 
Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba
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Ukuthanda izinto kuyabulala ngoba azaze udle imfene
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Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye’
Night
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Wen u shut the door of RDP house and the sound be like kaavaaament!!!
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