Yabona umuntu meke wathi”Dn’t worry.Your secret is safe with me.Umaluma ephephetha wenja lowo.Mayehlala emakhaya igcwele uzintaba, uma eseLoxion unyile nyi.Ngithi NYI!!
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Uthi uyetoilet uvel ufic umaskito udansa iwewe
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What can you do if ungathi ungena kwi bus
abantu bavele bahleke??
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White : she’s has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ itsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin .kk kit Kat
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Wake wajola nomuntu ophathwa ikhanda. Obona kahle nje ukuthi kade lamqala and alikazukumyeka ngoba naku kukhona wena. Uyabona futhi ukuthi usezame yonke inhlobo yephilisi, imijovo, izihlungu obaba abathize abalaphayo nogogo abathize abandizayo. Uthole ukuthi ngo 07h00 urite Kumnandi ngabo 07h15 hau liqale phansi ikhanda.
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Umona
US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.
Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”
Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole
Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!
Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!
Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!
Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!
Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.
Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.
Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.
Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!
Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.
Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen
Ameni
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Imagine Being Beaten By The Community And
Then You Hear The Voice YaloMakhelwane one
AIDS Athi “Mbambeni NgiMlume”
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Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂
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Teacher: “Who was the mother of Moses from the bible?”
Student: “Nguna-Mozeh”
😂😂😂😂💦
Ngahle ngaphuma e classin
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Injani ukuqina i-security egade ama-Choice Assorted kini? 🤔
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Aybo webafwethu ungafisi ukthandwa intombi yakwa Gcwensa, eyi ziyayidla inyama lezinto bo lisala li empty i fridge ngkhuluma ngento engyaziyo.
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“Ye ye ye Love Hurts” Thina Sakhula Sidlala “uKheth’Omthandayo”
Uze uPhele uNgakhethwanga uLokhu uShaya iZandla.
We know pain.
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Sizonifunza kanjani ama-strawberries 🍓 🍓 ngoba phela nina nidlela ukusutha?
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Washumayela umfundis wathi
”bazalwane lingabotshintsha tshintsha njengenwele
ngoba zona phela
ma zisekhanda lithi zinwele
ma ziphezu kwamehlo lithi zintshiya
Zithi ukwehla kancane lithi zinkophe
zibe seslevu lithi zindevu
zibe sesfubeni nengalweni lithi lihwanqa..”
wazwakala omunye umama ohloniphekayo emuva ethi
AMEN mfundisi yehla nazo .
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I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”
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Kubo-bonke laba abazitshela ukuthi ayikho into AbangaYazi,ubanike lowaLuma I aphula leli elikwi i-phone?
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