imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

You know you will never win if the security guard say
“Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…

I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

Whites: We Out Of Alcohol
•°•
Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
.
Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!

When your dad is gay
Him:knock knock
You:ke mang…?
Him:ke ntsatsago

ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?

Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha
iwashingi usuneka amanzi

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy

Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

Obuny’ ubukhwele…..

Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….

Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”