If ubae wakho ukwatile,nawe kwata nibe yi skwatta Camp once

Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane.
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.

Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens.

Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.

Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem:
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Palesa : Hi baby
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke ”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”
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Sol : “Viva comrade

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat..
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……! Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s

Iwoman on TOP ifuna ibele lisamile.
Sikhathele ukushaywa yila alele ngathi yimpama

I most yamatheken amahle
Azwana ne camera kunamanzi

Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat..
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

Knock on the door

Me:ke mang
Ke Johanna
Me:14 or mokolobetsi?

Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.

When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”

Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s

ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment uphume ushaya nayi le walk.