Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

Whites: stop the car please…

Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……

mara black people….eeeeh nilale

When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts “Ubani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?

Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.

If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona

Uthi Ugezile Umuhle Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”

Uthenge i phone yegama le Fridge
“Hisense” but mayi freezer uyamangala

We hurt loyal girls and keep hoes happy.
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Singama sende yaz

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says:
“Ngikubonile Ulwa Izolo”

You post a pic with a child that is not yours
We comment “MAZWI”

If ekfihla nawe mfihlekvele kube amafihli fihli

Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

Parents should really stop acting like they did us a favour by raising us.

Mina nje I was really cool emasendeni zange ngicel ukuza la mhlabeni