UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Ivele ibembi iEx ungathi ungayibhadala R50 every week ukuze angayithi vuu eyokuthi lake lajola.

iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje

Imagine uposter ubae wakho then
abo
Sfucken base Facebook ba
commente
“nyobed”

When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda yezwa and takecare

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof kubaba wengane yakhe

Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso

Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal

So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??

Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!

A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.

THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt