Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺

Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂

Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢

Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪

Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉

Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑

Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮

Rich: Eish isave wena😕

Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧

Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰

Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩

Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k

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girl: “Uyithathephi inamba yami?”

boy: “Ngiyiwine kuVodacom ShakeUp Summer.”

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Dear con**m producers, 🥒 sicela iflavor yechilli 🌶️ ngoba abasakhali omandisa nombali

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When relationship is in ICU….
Her: Morning baby, ulale njani?
Me: Ngazelephi mina beng’lele nam
angbonanga nex

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The way amaPampers adura ngakhona,
my next kid ngiyamtshova eToilet nge1 month.
Ahh angeke phela.

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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔

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Uma uyisishimane umfana uyakhishwa endlini uhambe uyoba intabane kwabanye abafana nawe

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Sibemnandi😋 isdudla kubengathi ungavel’umemeze uthi “ekabani leGumbafaya”😀😀

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Angikwazi nhlobo ukuncenga, ngisho ikhala lami libhlokile ngiphefumula ngomlomo.

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Umuntu Ngiyamdlalisa Ngimfakel I Ratex Akasavuki
Uzenza iGundane Lona🙄

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“Baby, angisezi ukuzokulanda.” Lapho senginike nomalume ukudla 🍲 kwami. 😩

Jesu ungishiyelani? 😭 😭 💔

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MUNTU ABE MUBI NGATHI UNGIBELE TRAIN E WRONG

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Ayikho into eyingijabulisa njengoBbe wami makafuna iscathulo phasi kwembede

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Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.

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Kazi laba abahlale bethi baze balithwala idombolo isuke ikhona yini inyama yembuzi, ngoba alihambi lodwa lihamba nayo

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