Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear😂😂😂 Ahh HALALA 2020

Pain yokubona umuntu wakini ethola 4 likes, 💔 ungazi naye ubefunani ko-Facebook. 😐

Uzwe umjita ethi ufuna umfazi ome kahle, kodwa osisi bakhe bamise okwamafu. 🤨

“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

Vulani uKhozi FM, uSfiso Ncwane uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!

Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”

Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐

Asixoxeni, ngifuna ukwazi.

Mhla ukhulelwe sisi, kuyobikwa isisu kubo kamfana, kwenzekani? Mhla ukhulelisile bhuti, kuzobikwa isisu kini wenza njani? 🤔

Sixoxeleni, sihleke kube mnandi. 😂

Ngi-wrong yini uma ngibona i-crush yami i-online bese ngiyayi-inbox(a) ngithi: “Hi, nice online.”? 😊

Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”