Lala Ngoxolo Wena HHP, Wena Hip Hop Pantsula…Wena Hipsta.. Wena Hippopotamus…Wena Hip Hip Horaay…Wena Jabba juice
I’m sure ya’ll noticed how Taxi Drivers🚖 operate aker?
If along the way the driver suddenly decides he is not going to where you are going, he hikes another taxi for you that will take you to where you are going, right?
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Yeah, so ke before you decide ulahla umntu this year, mfunele umntu. Xa uvele umshiye, umshiyela bani?? Monyakele motho pele!
Akhonto igeza njenge ndoda ezaziyo ba ayityelwa.
Imagine If They Read All Your Facebook Posts At Your Funeral
😱Tjoo! Nna Nka Hwa!
Imagine ufumane ichery via Facebook uxelele itshomi yakho…
After one month nijola:
Your brother: Ngowaphi ugirl
Wena: Emtata bhuti
your friend: hayi mnganam sumlibala u”UTHI NGOWASE MTATA ”
Nazo ke izimanga ze social media..
Teacher: 2-2=??
Learner: Andayazi!
Teacher: Xa uphethe amagwinya ayi2 ndiwathathe oyi2 kusala ntoni ??
Learner: Amafutha..!!
Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut
NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
Whites: how was your date with her????
Blacks: Umdlile??
😂😂😂blacks always have dirty mind
Teacher:Ubizwa ngani umuntu ongenazandla?
Learner:Vest
Inqabe imali,, kunqabe nomntu okukweleta imali,. Lol
Uxhele inkukhu,, xa ivuthiwe ufumane amanqina nedlekedleke eligoso lentamo. Haa
Osisi basithathela yonke into besithi yeyethu madoda,,
baqele ngokusinxibela ibrukhwe, ngoku ziicut.. Hay andisayazi ke ngoku
Itshomi yam icingba ibhadlile, Ithi litswele lodwa elililisayo,, ndamphosela ngebutternut ebusweni.. Lol
You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda
Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool
