Whites: how was your date with her????
Blacks: Umdlile??
blacks always have dirty mind
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NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
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Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut
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Teacher: 2-2=??
Learner: Andayazi!
Teacher: Xa uphethe amagwinya ayi2 ndiwathathe oyi2 kusala ntoni ??
Learner: Amafutha..!!
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Imagine ufumane ichery via Facebook uxelele itshomi yakho…
After one month nijola:
Your brother: Ngowaphi ugirl
Wena: Emtata bhuti
your friend: hayi mnganam sumlibala u”UTHI NGOWASE MTATA ”
Nazo ke izimanga ze social media..
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Imagine If They Read All Your Facebook Posts At Your Funeral
Tjoo! Nna Nka Hwa!
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I’m sure ya’ll noticed how Taxi Drivers
operate aker?
If along the way the driver suddenly decides he is not going to where you are going, he hikes another taxi for you that will take you to where you are going, right?
•°•
Yeah, so ke before you decide ulahla umntu this year, mfunele umntu. Xa uvele umshiye, umshiyela bani?? Monyakele motho pele!
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Akhonto igeza njenge ndoda ezaziyo ba ayityelwa.
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Lala Ngoxolo Wena HHP, Wena Hip Hop Pantsula…Wena Hipsta.. Wena Hippopotamus…Wena Hip Hip Horaay…Wena Jabba juice
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Emveni kweminyaka emihlanu uLizo eswelekelwe nguTATA wakhe.uthe Xa engena ekhayenilakhe wava ilizwi landoda eRoomin kaNina
LIZO: heh Mama uvukile utata NGOKU(watsho etyhala ucango leRoom),tyhini bra wawgqiba ungandfun kangaka etywaleni Kanti nguwe lo utyu mama
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Umeleni silwa nalabafama, Waze wamasilwa.
Waze wama simba umgodi,Waze wamasimba
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Kunesangoma esithe kunebhodlela eligqitshwe
ekhaya egceken ngithe akaliyeke sizoliphuza ngo December!!
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– if You See Me in Real Life And i Don’t Crack Jokes , Just Know That i Do it On Purpose Coz Andinophambana Ndawo Wonke
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Uthi usatya isonka semihla ngemihla ezulwini agqithe uSatana nepizza
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Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo
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UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver 
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