You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you…

Valentine’s day is nothing to a girl who always gets gifts from her boyfriend and he showers her with love and affection throughout the year. If you making a big deal out of it. You need a new man !

To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity.
God, i want to take a minute to simply say:
“thank you for all i have”.

Do not go where a path may lead.
Instead go where there is no path
and leave a trail.

What makes u feel better when you are sad?
1.Music
2.Weed
3.Jokes
4.Facebook
5.Sleeping
6.Sex
7.Money
8.Alcohol
9.A kiss
10.marijuana
11.movies
12. others (Specify)

Do your best to avoid stress and try to enjoy life.
Quit thinking so much.
Why complicate life? It’s already complicated enough.

1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.

2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.

3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.

4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.

5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.

6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.

7•Do the do’s before the do does you.

8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.

9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.

I JUST SAW THIS NICE STORY WITH A WONDERFUL LESSON
AND THOUGHT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL, PLEASE ENJOY:*
An old King realized that if he died he had no one to take over his
throne. He decided to adopt a son.
He launched a competition and 10 boys made it to the top. The
King said to them, “I have one last test and whoever comes top
will become my adopted son and heir to my throne”.
He gave each boy a seed of corn and told them to take the seed
home, plant and nurture it for 3 weeks. The 10 boys took their
seeds and ran home to plant their seeds.
In one home, the boy and his parents were sad when the seed
failed to sprout. The boy had diligently done everything required
but he failed.
His friends advised him to buy a seed and plant it, but his God
fearing parents who had always taught him honesty refused.
The day to give account to the King came and the 10 boys went to
the palace. All the other 9 boys were successful with their seeds.
The King went to each boy asking – “Is that what came out of the
seed I gave you?” And each boy said “Yes, your majesty”. The King
would nod and move down the line until he came to the last boy
in the line who was shaking with fear.
The King asked him – “What did you do with the seed I gave you?”
The boy said “I planted it and cared for it your majesty but it failed
to sprout.” The King went to the throne with the boy and said, “I
gave these boys boiled seeds and a boiled seed cannot sprout.
If a King must have one quality, it must be honesty and only this
boy passed the test.” We live in a society where people will do
anything for success.
God sometimes does not give us things because He wants to teach
us a lesson.
How many people out there have achieved success the wrong way?
How many people send their children to expensive schools, build
houses, buy expensive cars, etc, with stolen money?
How many people are occupying top positions yet they stole the
certificates? How many people are successful out there at all
costs?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE CROWNED AS KINGS IN HEAVEN FOR
BEING FAITHFUL UNTIL THE END? I PRAY THAT YOU AND I BE
FAITHFUL TO THE END..!!!
Please be faithful to God no matter what life throws at you, even if
life gives you boiled seed.
If you can spare some of your precious time to send this allegory
to other people to encourage them to be faithful in their life,
please do. And if you don’t have the time now, no problem; just
let the message be preached.