People with iPhones can’t send music. They just send a screenshot of them listening to the song. What must we now do? Beatbox!?😒

Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!

If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church

The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!

If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, Evening – Evelyn, on the floor – Florence.

What do we call a child born in a car?

If you didn’t smoke🚬 WEED🌿 before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom😏

When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband

Dear sis Dolly
I’m married 27 years now.Every time my
wife and I have a misunderstanding she
demands transport money for her 3
brothers who stays in witbank to come
and beat me here in midrand,after they
beat me,i must still give them transport
money back to witbank.
What can I do please,i’m spending a
lot.Cant we just move to witbank to save
costs

Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Guys Gonna Pay “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Coz You’re Safe🙆🚶

Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath

Top 10 Female rejection lines.
.
.
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?
5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.
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Top 10 Male rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.
5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.
6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.