My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000
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I met a girl on Facebook and we met face to face today…I decided to take her to a restaurant🏦where we can relax and talk better😊
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I had R500💰with me🤞
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I paid for a cab🚕to take us to the restaurant🏦which costs R200💰and I was left with R300💰When we got there before I could order something for her🙆♂
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She ordered a bottle🍾of moet Champaign🥂which costs R1200💰and a meal🍱that costs R600💰…
and she asked me to go outside🚶♂to buy her recharged cards🖨which cost R200💰
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Now I’m outside what do you
think I should do🤔??please help
If you want to see her real beauty
tell her to remove that wig..!
Why do alcohol companies use models 4 their
adverts?? Are they ashamed of their real
customers??
If you have never spoken Chinese in your life
My friend today it’s your chance repeat these words fast👇👇
“MY SHOE SHALL SOON SHINE”
If my sister know how famous I am on Facebook
She wouldn’t send me to buy cabbage at the market
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight
when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home..! ☝
Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”
[Dear Beautiful Ladies]
Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty cause the day u get 2 likes, You’ll feel ugly!!!
Dating a girl in secret become serious
when to get her know her parents
The feeling of giving a Cute Guy your numbers
and he never call
Ladies how does it feels😂
When you get married is it necessary to live together?
I mean we could visit each other mos?
if you don’t wanna be far from me,
we could at least be neighbours ke 😑
If you having a Hard time finding a Woman,
just start wearing a Wedding ring💍.
Single Women Love Married Men..!
I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊..
my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture …
I think he must be spring cleaning my room
IT guys are weak,they can’t even hack the Calender
and delete 14 February😏
*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*