Girl To Mom: “Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy”
Mom: “What? How Old Is He? What Does He Do?”
Girl: “He Is 3 Months Old, Happily Kicking In My Stomach“
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Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag of rice,my university fees,petrol…😂😂..let’s value our girlfriends guys….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Infact MY BAG OF CEMENT I MISS YOU.
When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..
Some People Should Be Glad That Mirrors Don’t Laugh
South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are
78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂
You see your life now Idiot
Five ways to make any man happy in his life.
1st: is to find a girl make him smile
2nd: to find a girl who shares everything with him
3rd: to find a girl loves him true love
4th: To find a girl give him attention
And finally .. !!
He doesn’t let the four girls know each other
Zulu couple went to England for Romantic holiday.
They saw a mouse under the bed.
The husband called the reception
Zulu guy: Siza ndoda kunegundwane lapha.
Receptionist: What??? Speak English please 👏
Zulu guy: yoh madoda… Gundwane is there, bed my wife seeid it
Receptionist: What are you saying man😕😕
Zulu guy: Eish nkosiyam…Do you know tom & jerry??
Receptionist: Yes I do😂😂
Zulu guy: yeah Jerry is here
This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.
Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day
A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.
If You can’t swim just chill outside the pool.
Stop walking in a pool like you are an invigilator.
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband 📩 Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi 🙋 to you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla 🤔?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message
😃😂😋😉
Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?😡😡😡
Husband: Near the vegetable market😎
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need 🍉
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If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.
They Know They’re Ugly When They Post Pics And Add Captions Like:
👇👇👇
“My Smile Tho, My Nose Tho, My Eyes Tho, My Lips Tho, My Butts Tho”.