Black parents only start to talk to you
about the danger of unprotected sex
when you tell them that your girlfriend is
pregnant

When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…

Some people write Xmas because they can’t write creasmas.
We see you.

If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,

“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?😕”

She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.”

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…..*🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍

The story continues….😏

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card……….”😲😲😲😲😲😲

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

Story continues….

Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues…

After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’…….

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues….

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!*😷😷😷😷😷

Story continues….

On getting home, his car was gone.😈😈😈😈😈

A note was pasted on the door

“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something”.😇😇😇😇

Damn!!… He left with the house key too.

😂😂😂😂

*Moral: Don’t try to control your husband.
You will always lose

Somewhere in SA, a young girl is
telling your father “Grow up dude”

I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.

That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about

after she caught me cheating
Me : so you gonna believe your eyes over me???

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend

Girl: “Hi”😶
Rich: “hi babe”😊☺☺
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”😯
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”😨😨😨
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”🙆
Girl: “are u there?”😦
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”😡
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”😭😭😭

[2 minutes later]

Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”😡

Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”😠

Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”

You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming

I have worked hard for my money,
that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.

“My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iphone 7 for, and I said R2,000 instead of R10,000 , because I did not want him to shout and ask how much I give to God. Then he gave me R4000 to buy two for him and his wife.
The money is still with me since last sunday; I don’t know what to do .
Please advise me

5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!