“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.
Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu
That Moment You Realize your bae is so beautiful ,
That you even think of going to her Father to
thank him for not using a condom…
Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4
Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2
Griezmann, and many others- 1
*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0
HER: kenny i wish to Meat you 1day..
ME : white meat or red meat.?
Mention a Guy
who will be pregnant by now
if he was a girl :O
Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.
whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave
If your boyfriend/girlfriend is a bushiri follower…..
you wont find inner peace. Everything will be in miracles
Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
– If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
– How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
– Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
– Why do doctors ‘practice’ medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
– How come Noses run and Feet smell?
– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
Just because you’re slim doesn’t mean you’re a Model✋😒
Find something to eat
When Relationship Is In ICU
Her: Have A Good Day
Him: Dont Tell Me What To Do
Witchcraft is when she dumps u at the park near a board written
“No dumping here”
A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money
You can’t be born in February
And be
Normal even the month is not
Complete…