Yesterday l went to a restaurant. l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order. After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first !!! l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall indicating “WiFi password…EAT FIRST”.*
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jacob what is a country next to USA
jacob quickly answers USB
Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair.
Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.
If u had a bad day
Just remember that there are people
who have their ex’s name Tattooed on their body
A man went to Church on Sunday
and gave testimony that he was
infected with Cholera and God had
healed him.
When he had
finished, he tried to give the mic
to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man
refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony.
Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I’m not in charge of
testimonies so give it to the
Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ,
the mic is yours. It’s a gift from
the Church. You may take it
home.
Grandchild:”Gogo how old are u “?
Gogo:”I don’t know I’m too old “.
Grandchild:”Why can’t you look your underwear ,mine written 4-5 yrs.
Some girls are really Childish and immature..
Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked
Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!
Hey guyz….anyone with those long messages which when you forward to ten people you are blessed in life…kindly send me one to forward…life is really hard this January. I need to be blessed
If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?
I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”
What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?
Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics
And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,
And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.
Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
That moment when you come to your bae wearing panties with laces, and he just takes it off together with your jeans and throws them away behind the bed not bothering looking at it.
In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….
I saved my girlfriend contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i say ‘hi love…’ So yesterday i ran out of airtym while talking to her, so i had to use my friend’s phone to call her without him noticing. when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed “MY LOVE…” So i was wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her. iphones are really smart. I’m really considering getting one