A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied….’ till your grave becomes dry my love

Then she said: Are you promising me this…?!
“Of course darling… I promise you “.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
*And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!”

And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.

“He then asked him: “Jason what are you doing here…?”

He replied :.. I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave”

WOMEN….

I tell you honestly … they rock…. alive or dead

If your boyfriend is on Facebook
and half of his female friends are
hotter than you, my prayers are
with you my child,
be strong.

Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”

2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“

Madness is when you put a girl on profile pic
while others put her on bed .

10 BIGGEST ECONOMIES OF AFRICA 2017
​Rated in US$ Billions​
1. Nigeria :$172
2. South Africa :$166.735
3. Egypt :$78
4. Algeria :$66
5. Lybia :$65
6. Botswana :$22.675
7. Ghana :$20.458
8. Morroco :$18
9. Ivory Coast :$11
10. Madagascar :$6.766

TOP 5 POOREST COUNTRIES OF AFRICA 2017
1. D.R.C
2. Zimbabwe ​Bankrupt​
3. Somalia
4. Eritrea
5. Rwanda

TOP 3 RISING ECONOMIES OF AFRICAN
1. Nigeria
2. Egypt
3. Botswana

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST BILLIONARES 2017
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Egypt
5. Lybia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. D.R.C
4. Rwanda
5. Ethiopia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST OF ITS CITIZENS LIVING OUTSIDE IT
​Rated in Millions​
1. Zimbabwe :2.6
2. Nigeria :2
3. Somalia :1.6
4. Mozambique :1.456
5. Malawi :1.245

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE BEST LITERACY RATE
1. Zimbabwe
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Gambia
5. Egypt

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH WOMEN WHO BLEACH
1. Nigeria
2. South Africa
3. Bostwana
4. Zambia
5. Namibia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE MOST H.I.V/AIDS CASES 2017
​In % out of 100 of Africa​
1. South Africa :25%
2. Botswana :17.7%
3. Ghana :12%
4. Nigeria :6.6%
5. Zimbabwe :4.2%

TOP 5 MOST CORRUPTED COUNTRIES IN AFRICA
1. South Africa
2. Malawi
3. Nigeria
4. Kenya

*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*

Please give me $100

Before engaging in a facebook comments fight,
make sure your English is better than the opponent

Not everyone looks good when pouting
Some be looking like they’re blowing candles

The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up
and punch yourself in the damn face.

January is the best time to pay lobola .
Right now families will accept anything even a bottle of coke .

A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

Policemen Arrives

Man Cried: “Officer, My Brand New Car.”

Officer: “You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.”

Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: “Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.“

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?

Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I get upstairs, I put it back.

Jonas’s funeral is Monday.