This Morning When I Checked My Whatsapp Messages, I Got 10 Pics From My Ex & She’s Naked In All Of ‘Em… 😑
O Ya Hlanya. 🖕🏽
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I See Her Intentions… 😏
I’m Not Gonna Buy Her New Clothes.
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can I ask this question?
I just finished eating in my friend’s house.. How
long should I stay before going… So that they
won’t think it was only food I came to eat?
Gave this Whoonga boy R10 and told him
TO NOT buy any drugs,
this nigga said to me “Don’t tell me what to do with my money”
To all girls who were told by Prophets or Papa that you will get married in 2017,,,, My sister u have only 4 days to go!!
New year promotion!!!!!
Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.
Santa went to court..
JUDGE:Order..Order..!!
Santa:1 pizza,2 Dosa, 3 ldli and 1 cold drinks!!
JUDGE: Shut up!!
Santa:NO..NO..It is 7 up!!!!
Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
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But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’
If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.
Women Are Like Police, They Can Have All The
Evidence In The World
But They Still Want A Confession
Ladies in 2018 can you please stop drawing yr eye brow nd draw a business plan that so important thing to draw rather than eye brow!!
Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.
After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said “You’re Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!”
“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal.
“I packed your parachute,” the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn’t worked, I wouldn’t be here today.
Vishal couldn’t sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said ‘Good morning, how are you?’ or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker”
So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day.
We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, the spiritual parachute & the Financial Parachute.We call on all these supports before reaching safety.Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.
We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute.
I just want to THANK Everyone who Packed my parachute this year in 2017 one way or the other – through your words, deeds, prayers. Cheers For 2018….
Blessed are those who finish their December salary in December, for they shall know the true meaning of endurance in January*
Men Think They Know Everything Until You Ask Them ” Who Is She “?
Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?
Q : what you will do if you lazy and
someone tell you to go to the market?
A : i will visit the online market
Don’t be too excited Today !!!!!
Everything still the same wife ,job,position work.
only calendar will change !!!!