girl:- I love you not as friend…😊😊😊😊
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pankaj :-OMG…. OMG… OMG..
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girl:-as a sister
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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…
it’s called Monday, please fix it.
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
If your girlfriend is pretty and
a lot of guys want her,
that’s another reason to keep her
and treat her right.
You got what they can’t have.
After a big accident, a man was crying :
O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend.
Don’t cry. See that man.
He has lost his head.
Is he crying?
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
A Boy On Date In BMW Car.
Boy: “I Hid Something Form You.”
Girlfriend: “What?”
Boy: “I’m Already Married & Have Two Child.”
Girlfriend: “Ohhh, You Scared Me!
I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.“
Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
I’m an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
Importance Of Thumb
Babies Use It For Chewing.
Illiterate People Use It For Sign.
Winners Use It For Victory.
My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.
Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.
Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, “Take that sheep to the zoo, now.”
The next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
This policeman stops the guy and says, “What on earth are you doing with that sheep?”
The guy says, “Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I’m taking him to the movies.”
Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!
Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!
Girlfriend :don’t Be Too Happy..
if I Get a New Offer ,i Will Change the Sim Card..!
Teacher : Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty : MS Excel !
Lucky : MS Word !
Bittu : MS Powerpoint..!
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
What Is True Love?
When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed
& Tries Removing His Shirt
& Husband Replies: “Lady Leave Me Alone I Am Maried“